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April Brucker
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 Michael Jackson Funeral Lotto

By: April Brucker (C)
Submitted: Jul 4, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Michael Jackson
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There is a lottery for seats at Michael Jackson’s funeral and there are only 20,000 spots available. For that much crap he better damn well get up and moonwalk.


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homeboy
 Jul 8, 2009
The funeral procession consisted of 12 Range Rovers, 4 Bentleys, and a long procession of children on their Big Wheels, peddling as fast as they could to catch up with Micheal to serve him with subpeonas.
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