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A conversation with God

By: Ian Salmon (C)
Submitted: Jul 1, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Michael Jackson

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A conversation with God

 A CONVERSATION WITH GOD (Revised for John Roy)


INT. GOD’S KINGDON-DAY
Michael Jackson is walking thru a beautiful garden with God, he is nervous as this is his first conversation with God since checking in.


MICHAEL
 God I just wanted to say that I didn’t do those things they said I did on earth.


God looks at Michael and smiles as he keeps walking.


GOD
Michael, I know you didn’t do those  things that’s why I made that kid tell the truth. I also want to say I’m sorry for taking you right now I know it was bad timing, but I just couldn't wait anymore. I was going to take you way back when but changed my mind at the last minuet, sorry about burning your hair.


Michael look’s at God.


MICHAEL
You did that?


God smiles! Michael and God walk into a open room with mirrors, Michael is confused.


MICHAEL (CONT’D)
Why are we here?


God looks at Michael,smiles and walks into the mirror suddenly we hear music playing it’s the sound track for Thriller, Michael is confused and looks around but can only see his reflection, then there out of the mirror God appears again but this time he has on one glove and penny loafers, he walks up to Michael.


GOD
Can you teach me how to Moon Walk?


CUT TO:


WIDE SHOT.
Michael looks at God for a few seconds, music gets louder, Michael starts to tap his feet, then snaps his fingers, does a quick move and grabs himself.


MICHAEL
Sham-on you know it!


The End


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