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Billy Mays' Last Commercial

By: Mark Leib (M)
Submitted: Jul 1, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Billy Mays

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Billy Mays here for OxiMoron! 

Stubborn stains can make a pretty ugly mess of your household fabrics..  Not anymore!  Removing stains just got easier.  Just apply OxiMoron and watch that stain grow smaller and smaller, then virtually disappear.

 

Need help removing a Hot chili stain? No problem, use OxiMoron.

Fried ice cream, OxiMoron!

Jumbo shrimp, OxiMoron!

You will be terribly pleased with the great results.  OxiMoron even works on that expensive sleeveless T-shirt you bought last summer, or on your real polyester bedroom curtains.  It also works great on the surface of your authentic replica, plastic silverware.

We are not nearly finished!  It even works on rubber cement, non-alcoholic beer, and that vegetable beef soup your uninvited guest spilled last night.

You can spend a small fortune on household cleaners, but you won't.  Not until you unleash the power of OxiMoron!


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Ricardo Aleman
Ricardo Aleman
Jul 2, 2009
LOL... I can hear Billy's voice as I read this
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