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WINNER OF THE 2009 SCUMBAG OF THE YEAR AWARD

By: Kascha Kwan (M)
Submitted: Jul 1, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Joe Jackson

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The nominees for the annual" Scumbag Of The Year " are :  1) Bernie Madoff . He bilked friends and fellow Jews out of their millions , ruining many lives while never losing a night's sleep ! ......   2)  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad . He stole the Iranian Presidential Election , causing millions to protest in the streets of Tehran, resulting in hundreds of deaths and thousands of broken heads . ... 3) North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-ll . He revived his country's nuclear program and continues firing longer ranged missiles at the West, while thumbing his nose at Obama ....... 4)  Joe Jackson , father of Michael Jackson . Less than an hour after his son's death he was out on the street shamelessly hawking Jacko memorabilia, t-shirts, records, and cd's . Joe plans to charge loyal fans $25 a head to view the body during the funeral this weekend ! ....... 5)   Perez Hilton, .. This obnoxious homosexual blogger creep, single handedly destroyed Carrie Prejean's ( Miss California ) chance of becoming Miss USA and ultimately being stripped of her Miss California title .................. .... The envelope please ..... Our  " 2009 SCUMBAG OF THE YEAR AWARD  " Goes to .........." Mr Joe Jackson "......   Congratulations Joe !!  ...............................................................................( kascha & whitney )  


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