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TV Pitchman Billy Mays was found dead in his home Sunday morning. Cause of death is still unknown. However, Billy was on a flight that had a hard landing and hit his head very hard. Billy also complained about not feeling well before going to bed to his wife.
Devasted the Sham Wow guy was quoted as saying "I guess the German's didn't make that plane because you know they make good stuff."
Jun 28, 2009
When Farrah fawcett died and went to heaven god granted her one wish. So she wished all of the children in the world would be safe so god killed Michael Jackson. When Micheal Jackson died and got to heaven god also granted him one wish. Micheal wished he had a product to keep his skin bleached so god killed Billy Mays.
joker
Jul 2, 2009
god stained his robe with wine so he killed billy
king eric
Jun 29, 2009
wow no more oxycontin
alex
Jun 29, 2009
STOP MAKING FUN OF BILLY MAYS AND MICHAEL JACKSON! YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO LIVES!
Ken Newton
Jun 29, 2009
Did anyone tell Alex that this is a joke website. Tell him to search anal retentive blogs if he can't take this site.
Ned Clark
Jun 29, 2009
I'd have bet that he died of a hair dye over-dose.
GlasstownGangsta
Jul 1, 2009
The death of Billy Mays proves that God exists and answers people's prayers.
Glasstown Gangsta
Jul 1, 2009
The Surgeon General issued a warning on Tuesday stating that inhaling OxiClean in small amounts over a long period of time will make your heart explode.
Bat Tom
Sep 24, 2009
What do you call a dead guy? Billy Mays.
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