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SC Governor story revisited

By: Ken Newton (C)
Submitted: Jun 24, 2009
Category: Political Staff Pick!

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Holy crap his story was better than my Vegas story. He was flying to Argentina to sleep with his mistress. And I thought I was stretching the truth.

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Gary B.	Jun 24, 2009 I thought you had psychic powers! Could you give you us the lottery numbers? :)

Ken Newton	Jun 24, 2009 HA! Try 1,2,3,4,5,6.

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