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By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: Jun 23, 2009
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Ryan O'Neal and Farrah Fawcett are making plans to marry.

Makes sense, I suppose - after all, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free for over 30 years until the cow's near death?

That's just smart shopping, right there...drives down the price of cow.

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PJ Brown

Jun 24, 2009
And...think of all the steaks and burgers he can get from the cow!! ;)

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