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PRESENTS FOR KIDS

By: Jim David (C)
Submitted: Aug 4, 2006
Category: News

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For his birthday, my nephew got one of those video games where you can pretend that you are Lee Harvey Oswald and assassinate JFK in the Dallas motorcade.

I think that is absolutely outrageous.

I think you should be able to PICK the president.

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Barry Weintraub	Aug 8, 2006 Seditiously hilarius.

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