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Jim David
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THANKS A LOT, LANCEY

By: Jim David (C)
Submitted: Aug 1, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
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Lance Bass

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Lance Bass, when he came out, reassured us that he's a "straight-acting gay... normal guys, who like watching football and drinking beer."

And don't forget sucking cock, Lance. You can drink a keg of Old Milwaukee on the field in the middle of the Super Bowl, but once you're sucking cock, you're about as "straight-acting" as George Michael at a porn star pool party.


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Charlie Currie
Charlie Currie
Aug 1, 2006
There goes his military career.


Crazy Captions
Crazy Captions
Aug 2, 2006
Beautifully put.


Cassandra
Cassandra
Aug 3, 2006
Hah, you've got that right!
But as most teeny-bopers would say, "He's still hawt!" So in might actually 'enhance' his non-exiatant career.
Hrmmm... I wonder if he had sexual relations with the other N Sync-ers, lol.
-Cassandra


Bruce Fitch
Bruce Fitch
Aug 4, 2006
Does he try to act straight while he's gargling a meat whistle?


Dan Naturman
Dan Naturman
Aug 4, 2006
I still say it's only gay if you're sober.


BARRY LEE
BARRY LEE
Jan 23, 2009
Lance stay with your gay groups from now on. It was your choice.
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