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Six Flags Bankruptcy

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Jun 15, 2009
Category: News Staff Pick!

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Due to the slumping economy, Six Flags is filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. Ironically, when they get to bankruptcy court, they'll have to wait in a line a mile long for two hours only to realize later that this ride really sucks.

*This joke was also submitted to Late Night w/ Jimmy Fallon.

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