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Bankrupt Eateries?

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Jun 15, 2009
Category: News Staff Pick!

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A new study finds that Krispy Kreme, Perkins, and Sbarro are some of the most vulnerable restaurant chains to hit bankruptcy. The government could easily save them all, either with a bailout or simply by legalizing pot.

*This joke was also submitted to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

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