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Shooting At Holocaust Museum

By: Jason Hazelwood (C)
Submitted: Jun 11, 2009
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An 88 year old man opened fire in Wahington DC Holocaust Museum.

John McCain said, "See... I told you old guys could do things."

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Greg Manuel

Jun 11, 2009
Looking at his mugshot it certainly explains how he managed to kill ANYBODY. That poor security guard figured the man could hardly OPEN A DOOR, let alone wield a damn rifle!

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