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By: Steve Etzkorn (M)
Submitted: Jun 9, 2009
Category: Entertainment

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What would happen if "Dark Knight" Christian Bale were walking around with a booger up his nose and his publicist told him "You have a bat in the cave"... Would he have any idea of what the hell they were talking about?

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