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Kirstie Alley adoption

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jun 4, 2009
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

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Following in the footsteps of Angelina Jolie and Madonna, today Kirstie Alley adopted "Little Debbie."

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bix brillo	Jun 4, 2009 Freakin' hysterical.....nice work geebee

Gary B.	Jun 4, 2009 thanks, bix

Shawn Carlow	Jun 12, 2009 Off the heels of your flattery for my joke, I find this fantastic Kirstie Alley bit. Nice!

Hugh Jorgan	Aug 6, 2009 lmfao..how'd I miss this one?..awesome gary!

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