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By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Oct 14, 2006
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The United States, Britain, France, Russia and China all voted to impose sanctions on North Korea.

Kim Jong-il immediately claimed this proves he is a, "uniter, not divider," boasting, "I am first person in years to get these people to agree on anything."

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kimmy williams

Oct 16, 2006
Oh sure, THAT'S not scary - the dolls are ALWAYS manufactured in Korea... r
Anyone else remember 'CHUCKIE?'

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