Michael Vick, former NFL superstar, was recently released
from prison after serving 2 years for running an illegal dog-fighting ring. (As
opposed to a legal dog-fighting ring.
‘Cause those are sweeeeeeet!)
The big question now is whether Michael Vick should be
allowed back in the NFL? Animal lovers say no. Others feel he deserves a second
chance. Personally, I think the whole argument is pointless. Of course Vick will play football again. The NFL is famous for
harboring criminals. There’s Ray Lewis, PacMan Jones, Plaxico Burress…the
Bengals’ entire roster. Why not just
call it what it is? –The National Felons League.
Speaking
of which, I heard the Dallas Cowboys tried to draft Osama bin Laden. They
figured: “Fuck it! He’s 6’4” and no one can catch him!”
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