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The Compassionate Pete Rose

By: Ray Ellin (C)
Submitted: May 18, 2009
Category: Sports

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Former Major League star and professional dope Pete Rose, banned from baseball for betting on the game, professed that if he could, he would vote steroid users Alex Rodriguez and Manny Ramirez into the Baseball Hall of Fame.

In other news, restaurateur Mario Batali said he would vote Jeffrey Dahmer into the Chef Hall of Fame.

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