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Clemens Denies Book

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: May 12, 2009
Category: Sports Staff Pick!

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Roger Clemens adamantly denies a new book's claims that he took steroids. Then, representing the last body part to change size, his nose grew.

*This joke has also been submitted by me to Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update.

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