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Scientist Unveil Evolution Of Swine Flu

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: May 5, 2009
Category: News Staff Pick!

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Scientist have released what they believe is the chronological order in which the virus spread.

This little piggy went to market,

This little piggy stayed at home,

This little piggy had roast beef,

This little piggy had none.

And this little piggy went...

"Wee wee wee" all the way home

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The Top Ten guy

May 27, 2009
I love it - Good one!
Check out this Top Ten of eerily similar Flu's
http://funnytoptens.blogspot.com/2009/05/fridayfunniestop-ten-symptoms-for-flus.html

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