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World Health Organization Urges Precautions

By: Stu Baker (C)
Submitted: Apr 29, 2009
Category: News Staff Pick!

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In order to avoid contracting the Swine Flu, the World Health Organization recommends staying away from areas where large numbers of people gather. Like Paris Hilton's vagina.

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Gary B.	Apr 29, 2009 LOL, Stu!

Stu Baker	Apr 29, 2009 Thanks!

Raymond Dean	May 1, 2009 I wish I'd thought of that! Good Job.

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