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Swine flu fears prompt quarantine plans, pork bans

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Apr 26, 2009
Category: News Staff Pick!

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Health officials report that swine flu can be transmitted through direct contact with pigs--really bad news for Bill Clinton.

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Roy Rosenthal	Apr 27, 2009 Nice chucle

Gary B.	Apr 27, 2009 thanks, Roy

Vern F.	Jun 14, 2009 Pretty good, but I think this swine flu dessert is much funnier: http://apocalypsecakes.wordpress.com/2009/06/14/leviticus-i-told-you-so-aporkalypse-pie/

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