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Swine Flu cure

By: steve  (M)
Submitted: Apr 25, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Swine Flu

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The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment.


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Doesnt Matter
Apr 25, 2009
People like you make me sick. You should put a gun to your head and do society a favor. People are dieing and kids are ill from this deadly virus, and you want to make a joke. Not going to be funny when you or a loved one gets it. Your a moron, and i wish i had the oppertunity to kick you in the face

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swiney weiny
Apr 26, 2009
i thought the joke was very very funny, dear steve!


steve
steve
Apr 26, 2009
it's a 'sick' joke.

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delila
Apr 26, 2009
doesnt matters comment was absolutely lol halirious!!much better than the joke maye you should get into comedy?

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dazza
Apr 26, 2009
oinkment.....you boar:)


Gary B.
Gary B.
Apr 27, 2009
Jokes have been written about Katrina, Iraq, etc where there has been loss of life. Just becasue we joke about the swine flu doesn't mean we are indifferent to the victims.


Roy Rosenthal
Roy Rosenthal
Apr 27, 2009
I am more concerned that this was too easy for Gary. Of stuff we make fun off, Gary this falls well in to the category of appropriate. Feeling quite bad that "doesnt matter" is so consumed that one would wish harm.

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Eddie
Apr 27, 2009
I find this joke funny, The point about a joke is that it is a the expense of some unfortunate person So what if it offends some. Religion is a big joke and that goes on and on I have to tolerate that. Sad as it may be

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jokes!
Apr 30, 2009
Its a fuking joke u retard,


Ricardo Aleman
Ricardo Aleman
Apr 30, 2009
I think what's happening here is people who are concerned about swine flu are googling "swine flu cure" and getting this joke instead.. haha.. I could see why they're upset! But the joke is still funny :-)

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ThislittlePiggy
May 4, 2009
I think 'Doesnt Matter' has the retard flu, because there are so many spelling errors that I no longer know if he/she/it was serious.
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