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Gary B.
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 CDC concerned about swine flu outbreak in US

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Apr 24, 2009
Category: News  
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Swine Flu
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The Center for Disease Control said the symptoms of swine flu include fever, aches, and an uncontrollable desire to roll in the mud.


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Chris - Wales
 Apr 26, 2009
It's ok, the world can breathe a sigh of relief as Scientists confirm that they've developed a treatment for this killer disease.

Oinkment!

Mark Leib
Mark Leib
 Apr 29, 2009
Great joke Gary! I'm still laughing.
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