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Broke

By: Charlie Ballard (C)
Submitted: Apr 24, 2009
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I'm so broke yesterday somebody broke into my used car and didn't steal shit, they just left a note on my steering wheel that said, "My Bad" .

They were even nice enough to lock my car doors.

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