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 700-Pound Woman Begs for Help, Gets It

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Apr 24, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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A day after a Texas TV station aired the story of a 700-pound woman who pleaded for help , she’s getting it. All though it’s probably not the help she needs. Against their better judgment, contractors have volunteered to build her dream home. A 2 story, edible gingerbread house.

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Gary B.
Gary B.
 Apr 24, 2009
very funny!

Scot Marinick
Scot Marinick
 Apr 25, 2009
Good one!

John Roman
John Roman
 Apr 25, 2009
Thanks Gary and Scot!
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