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By: Russ Meneve (C)
Submitted: Oct 17, 2006
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

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Tom Cruise
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Katie Holmes’ feisty grandmother was sure of one thing — she didn't like Tom Cruise! "All she knew was that he took her little girl away — and she hated him," a Holmes family neighbor told The Enquirer.

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Unfortunately the feeling is mutual. Romular from Sector 14, Tom’s Godfather, vowed to phaser her and consume her for nutrients unavailable in his atmosphere.

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