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Beat Me Up, Scotty

By: Russ Meneve (C)
Submitted: Oct 5, 2006
Category: News Staff Pick!

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In a shocking murder attempt, Scott Peterson has been savagely beaten by fellow inmates at California's notorious San Quentin State Prison.

Scott Peterson was found guilty of

Guards were returning the handcuffed death row inmate to his cell when vengeance struck with a fury. The badly bloodied killer was rushed to the prison hospital.

Criminal Justice experts agree what a difference a ‘Not Guilty’ verdict makes:

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