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Japanese Engineers Unveil Lifelike Female Robot

By: Mark Leib (M)
Submitted: Mar 16, 2009
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Japanese Engineers Unveil Lifelike Female Robot

Three days after her unveiling, she has accumulated 325 pairs of shoes, craves chocolate once a month and considers Wall-e, sponge worthy.

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tony	Mar 17, 2009 GREAT!!!

Ray Ellin	Mar 17, 2009 love it.

Steve Etzkorn	Mar 17, 2009 Well Done!

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