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By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Mar 10, 2009
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...a Wal-Mart shopper, after purchasing a wallet, found 10 human teeth in a zipperred compartment.... Wal-Mart, where we take a bite out of high prices.

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John Murphy	Mar 10, 2009 bix - you have very biting humor!!!

Ana	Mar 26, 2009 hahaha that is sooo funnny!! btw.. there is something else to watch tonight! I heard that Rob Schneider is going to on tonight's show called Entertainment as a Second Language with Carlos Santos at 9pm on MTV Tr3s!! Ahhhh I am so excited!! Defff going to watch it!! <3

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