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Just when you were
thinking, "Man, the internet needs have another comedian promote the
shit out of a blog about nothing," Dan Wilbur delivers writing about
his favorite hobby: Sadness.
My
name is Dan Wilbur. You may remember me from The Apiary,
CollegeHumor.com, or that time I met your parents and did a poor job
keeping the conversation going after the question “so…you’re a
philatelist?”
This site is for YOU, the aberration from the norm
that enjoys searching for Barbaro’s Treasure in Zack and Wiki, instead
of gaining the trust of a young prostitute in your stolen car and
beating her to death with a baseball bat after consummation.
For
those of you who had the wherewithal to buy “cooler” or “less gay”
video game systems, I invite you to leave any comments or questions
you’ve been dying to ask a Wii player by e-mailing PhilosoWii@gmail.com.
This
site will feature News and Reviews, but mostly it will chronicle a
world seen through bluish-white glasses. If only I could type this all
out with the mere flick of a wrist!