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Phelps Smoking Pot

By: Steve Maxwell (C)
Submitted: Feb 2, 2009
Category: Sports Staff Pick!

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A British newspaper published a photo of Michael Phelps inhaling from a marijuana pipe. Phelps says he only took one hit, but he held it for three minutes.

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Stu Baker	Feb 2, 2009 So ... he DID inhale.

Myke Dehu	Feb 3, 2009 So did I

dude	Feb 3, 2009 How did Michael Phelps learn Chinese so fast? Using Rosetta Stoned

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