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the king to abdicate

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Jan 26, 2009
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...CNN's Larry King has announced that he will give up his talk show hosting job this April....CNN plans to go in a younger direction, and has announced that King's replacement will be Father Time.

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Ray Ellin	Jan 26, 2009 like it

john metter	Jan 26, 2009 hilarious... as always.

Gary B.	Jan 26, 2009 love this joke, bix

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