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Cheers To The Pilot!!

By: Myke Dehu (C)
Submitted: Jan 25, 2009
Category: News Staff Pick!

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To honor US Airways pilot Captain Chestley Sullenburger, airport bars named a drink after him called “The Sully”. Its 2 shots of Grey Goose with a splash of water and a twist.

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Gary B.	Jan 25, 2009 good one!

tim jeffries	Jan 26, 2009 like your stuff myke!

Myke Dehu	Jan 26, 2009 Thank you.

Bruce	Jan 26, 2009 that was funny as hell, made me laugh

Stu Baker	Jan 26, 2009 I like the joke structure. ;)

Myke Dehu	Jan 26, 2009 I had a great teacher......Miss Kittles, 3rd Grade. I wonder what happened to her.

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