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Gary B.
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 Obama orders end of torture for terrorist suspects

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jan 22, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Jessica Simpson
46 Jokes  1 Videos

President Obama yesterday ordered an end to torture techniques like waterboarding, sleep deprivation, and playing Jessica Simpson CDs.

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BARRY LEE
BARRY LEE
 Jan 23, 2009
Gee,thanks Obama I feel safer now.

John Vogel
John Vogel
 Jan 23, 2009
Another good one, Gary! Now, if we could just get them to stop playing Ashlee Simpson CDs...
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MIKE GIORDANO
 Jan 25, 2009
OBAMA VIDEO DIDN`T CONNECT, claims error on page { ? }
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April Means
 Jan 25, 2009
HA! Great stuff! Now I must ask for forgiveness from my church for reading such 'blasphemous' material. Pray for me...

Gary B.
Gary B.
 Jan 26, 2009
Thanks for the kind comments.
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