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'Benjamin Button' leads Oscar nominations

By: Alan Schwartz (C)
Submitted: Jan 22, 2009
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

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To stay true to the spirit of the film, the Academy has agreed that if it wins Best Picture, it will win it as the first award of the evening, while winning an unimportant technical category to close the night.

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Gary B.	Jan 22, 2009 clever joke :)

Ray Ellin	Jan 26, 2009 very clever. took me a few seconds... and i am very very smart :)

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