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By: Russ Meneve (C)
Submitted: Jun 22, 2006
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David Hasselhoff's estranged wife, Pamela Bach, claims that he physically abused and mentally terrorized her. The judge dismissed the physical abuse claim, but allowed the mentally terrorized claim, since he himself has seen several episodes of "Knight Rider" and "Baywatch."

Source: E!Online News, 6/21/2006

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kimmy williams	Jun 23, 2006 Did you see David Hasselhoff as a judge recently on 'America's Got Talent,' he is totally tone deaf and has absolutely no rhythm at all. 'America's Got Talent.' But apparently flunked ~ grammar lessons. Shouldn't that be 'America has Talent?' ~ It

russ	Jun 24, 2006 right on kimmy!

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