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Cloak of invisibility

By: Cara Tramontano (C)
Submitted: Jan 15, 2009
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Duke researchers reported today they are close to developing the technology for a cloak of invisibility. Apparently Duke researchers have never been the fat lady in an LA singles bar.

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April Brucker	Jan 15, 2009 But perhaps they have been the hooker at the lacrosse party

Cara Tramontano	Jan 15, 2009 AHAHAHHA - perfect tag!

jeff	Jan 16, 2009 great one cara !!

mark p	Jan 16, 2009 funny

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