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I fell asleep during G-String Divas

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Jan 13, 2009
Category: Weird Staff Pick!

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I fell asleep last night during a "G-String Divas" marathon on HBO. I started having a very nice dream, which turned into a nightmare and I woke up in a cold sweat... feeling very uncomfortable and unsure of my own sexuality.

What I want to know is... who's the jackass at programming over there that puts "Brokeback Mountain" on after a "G-String Divas" marathon at 1am?

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