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disappearing act

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Jan 12, 2009
Category: Weird Staff Pick!

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...kansas wheat farmer glenn gilbert awoke to find both his wife and only tractor missing from his farm....detectives believe the two disappearances are connected, as police have found both a dear John and a John Deere letter.

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Shel Natowsky	Jan 12, 2009 Top-notch!

anthony	Jan 12, 2009 great joke !!!!!

Ray Ellin	Feb 7, 2009 great.

bibhas prasad	Mar 22, 2009 Great one!

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