World renowned Professor Igor Panarin has long predicted the collapse of America by 2010 due to moral and economic calamity.  Everyone thought he was mad. People the world over are finally starting to believe him... Why? Not for the moral or economic failings he pointed to before. It is because scores of Americans, from your next door neighbor to Bill Gates, have begun to think they are a P.C! They truly believe they are computers and don't mind shouting it for all the world to hear.  It is the latest american epidemic, after sex addiction. Professor Igor said, "Those Americans are the nutty ones, not ME, at least I don't think I am a COMPUTER."

Professor Igor received an email from secretaryofstate@usa.gov blasting his comments as unfounded.  It was signed "Regards, a PC in DC."