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Drew Peterson Getting Married for the Fifth Time

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Dec 18, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Drew Peterson

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Drew Peterson Getting Married for the Fifth Time

via People.com 

Drew Peterson, an innocent until proven guilty man, whose 4th wife disappeared, and whose 3rd wife was found dead in a bath tub, is giving love another chance.  He's getting hitched again, and his bride to be is all of 23 years old.

Ya know... every time I watch a horror movie, I aways find it hard to believe that anyone could be dumb enough to stick around in a house that has some dude killing people in it.  Well, I guess these idiots really do exist.  I'm sure if you asked her, she'd say, "You guys don't know him like I do... he's really sweet... and we watch CSI together.  It's like his favorite show."

Technically Drew is still not divorced from his missing 4th wife, but she is more than welcome to show up at the wedding during the "if anyone objects" part. 


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Robert Bork
Robert Bork
Dec 18, 2008
You must be mentally ill. Where is the attempt at comedy in this posting?

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toby k.
Dec 18, 2008
ah, robert, two things. one, the joke is actually funny. and two, if you don't think it is, there is no need to be nasty and call people mentally ill. not cool. chill a bit.

how about you start posting some stuff?


Ricardo Aleman
Ricardo Aleman
Dec 18, 2008
I'm guessing from Robert's other posts today that it's "that time of the month" for her.
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