Immigration—it's getting out of control. I'm going out with a Cuban girl now. I don't want to say how Cuban she looks, but when we went to the beach, every time she came out of the water the Coast Guard pulled up and tackled her.

But I think delicious food is the answer to racism. Take fried chicken. It's so delicious, KFC can put a white, Southern plantation owner right on the bucket and black people will still buy it. Even me—I buy Cream of Wheat, and I know that black cook on the box hates me. But I love it.