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Russ Meneve
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New Elmo

By: Russ Meneve (C)
Submitted: Sep 19, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Birth Control

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Fisher-Price, a unit of Mattel Inc., on Tuesday took the wraps off T.M.X. Elmo, ending months of unprecedented secrecy. He's still red, fuzzy and really ticklish, but now Elmo's laughing fits have him slapping his knee, falling to the floor, rolling over and pounding his arm.

Unfortunately, however, he still has an incredibly foul mouth and outwardly refuses to wear condoms.


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kimmy williams
kimmy williams
Sep 19, 2006
Refuses to wear condoms! Does Kammy know about this? Kammy, the Muppet who preaches about AIDS and safe sex? How does a Muppet contract AIDS anyway? Hanging out with Section 8 Barbie?r
T.M.X Elmo says, "Fuckin'A!"
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