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Ray Ellin
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 Directions for the Big 3 CEOS to get to Washington

By: Ray Ellin (C)
Submitted: Dec 2, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Washington
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Detroit, MI
1. Head southwest on Congress St W toward Griswold St
246 ft
2.

Turn right at Griswold St.

Go to full serve gas station, refill, drive away without paying bill.
377 ft
3. Turn left at W Fort St/ M-3
Continue to follow M-3
2.6 mi
4. Turn left at Fisher Fwy W
184 ft
5. Take the ramp on the left onto I-75 S
Entering Ohio.
 
Pull over, spend 400k on snacks. 
50.7 mi
6. Slight left at I-280 S (signs for OHIO Turnpike/ I-280 S)
12.5 mi
7. Take exit 1A to merge onto I-80 E/ I-90 E toward Cleveland
Continue to follow I-80 E
Toll road
147 mi
8. Continue on I-76 E
Partial toll road
Entering Pennsylvania.
 
Ask Government to help pay for toll.
184 mi
9. Take the US-30 exit toward I-70 E/ Breezewood/ Baltimore
Partial toll road
0.6 mi
10. Merge onto I-70 E
Toll road.
1.3 mi
11. Take the US-30 W exit toward I-70 E/ Washington DC/ Baltimore
Toll road
0.3 mi
12. Merge onto US-30
0.3 mi
13. Turn left at I-70 E (signs for I-70 E/ Washington D.C./ Baltimore)
Entering Maryland
 
Spend a few hours at resort.
75.8 mi
14. Take exit 53 to merge onto I-270 S
32.2 mi
15. Merge onto I-495 S
Entering Virginia
3.6 mi
16. Take exit 43-44 for Geo Wash Memorial Pkwy toward Washington
1.1 mi
17.

Merge onto George Washington Memorial Pkwy S.

Remind yourself of the greatness of Washington during Washington's reign.
8.5 mi
18. Take the US-50 E/ I-66 E exit toward Washington
0.4 mi
19. Merge onto I-66 E
Entering District of Columbia
0.6 mi
20. Take the US-50 E exit toward CONSTITUTION Ave
0.2 mi
21.

Merge onto Constitution Ave NW/ US-50

Start groveling. 
1.4 mi
Washington, DC

Driving directions to Washington, DC

524 mi – about 8 hours 49 mins

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mary
 Dec 28, 2008
Came here from the NY Times. Great joke! lol

Steve S
Steve S
 Jan 31, 2009
They got the government to buy them all gps for the next trip to Washington to request the second bailout.
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