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Idaho Man Who Tried To Torch Wife Gets 10 Years...

By: Lickety Split (C)
Submitted: Nov 19, 2008
Category: News

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AP WIRE -- An Idaho man who tried to burn his wife, choke her and set their bed on fire has been sentenced to 10 years in prison.

In the May 6 attack, according to court documents, Hart splashed his wife with lighter fluid, hit her on the back of the head, knocked her to the ground and attempted to strangle her twice.

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