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By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Nov 17, 2008
Category: Sports Staff Pick!

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...the new york mets, in need of a closer for the '09 season, have narrowed their list down to three....they hope to sign francisco rodriguez, brian fuentes, or kyra sedgewick.

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John Murphy

Nov 17, 2008
great stuff!

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