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Must be a lot of reasons to drink in Indiana

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Nov 11, 2008
Category: Weird Staff Pick!

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Early Saturday MORNING, a 24 year old mother was stopped for speeding and found to be drunk. She had her one year old in the car with her, so police called relatives to come pick the kid up. Later that AFTERNOON comes the boy's father... problem was.... he was drunk. So police called in the grandparents, and guess what folks... they were drunk too.. but luckily the grandma was still under the legal limit and deemed tipsy but safe, so the police escorted them home, and they lived happily ever after. You can always count on grandma to be the responsible one.

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