AP Wire:

     Earlier today three young oranges on the way to school were accosted by a gang of African American oranges. When asked why they didn't "Holler Like All Get Out" the three replied "We were just trying to act tough".

     Alvin Orange said" When I was getting buggered, it felt like a freight train in my navel". The grove manager said unfortunately Alvin and his two buddies will have to leave the property, as they were no longer "Simply Un-Fooled Around With"