BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.
The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.
The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.
Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.
1) Is it really sexual intercourse if it's a table? At least my hands are connected to a living, breathing, being!
2) Who could blame the guy??? He's obviously a legs man!
3) Only three times in three months....what? Was he married to the table?
4) He tilts the table on it's side, that's what happens when you read the Karma Sutra for Dummies!
5) AND IS IT ANY SURPRISE.........he lives in Bellvue???
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