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Nobody wants 10 Grand if it means they cant get laid

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Oct 24, 2008
Category: News Staff Pick!

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Nobody wants 10 Grand if it means they cant get laid

A contest is offering $10,000 to any engaged couple if they abstain from premarital sex. So far this "Marriage of a lifetime" contest has received exactly 0 entries, which I find astonishing... I mean for 10 Grand!!! Come on!!!! Doesn't anyone lie anymore? Hell, I'll lie completely for 10 Grand...

I'm now taking applications for anyone who wants to pretend to be engaged to me. In fact, we could not have sex and just lie about the engaged part if that makes it easier for you. We'll spend $200 on a quicky Vegas Wedding, and split the rest.

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